You know that scene in bad movies, where some guy is trying to get laid, but he doesn't know what he's doing and he head butts the girl? Hard?
Turns out, not so far fetched. I call that 2:30 pm yesterday. And the wife and I have had sex before, so it wasn't a first time thing.
But now she'll always be a little nervous whenever we get going, which is how I like it.