Aug 26, 2008

John McCain Was A POW

Who knew? He explained on Leno last night.
LENO: “For a million dollars, how many houses do you have?”

SEN. McCAIN: “Could I just mention to you, Jay, that, at a moment of seriousness. I spent five-and-a-half years in a prison cell,” McCain said. “I didn’t have a house. I didn’t have a kitchen table. I didn’t have a table. I didn’t have a chair. And I didn’t spend those five-and-a-half years because, not because I wanted to get a house when I got out.”

Uh, anyway, how many houses do you own? It actually seems worse that you once had nothing and now live a life of gluttony.


Brad said...

This is really getting ridiculous. Being a POW is horrific, but it doesn't preclude one from criticism. Christ.

Master Obsidious said...

Well, McCain has won MY vote! His emotional non sequiter response has overpowered all sense of reason and responsibility!

But wait...Obama was abandoned by his father as a child and Biden lost his entire family in a car accident and survived a brain aneurysm...what is a person who chooses his elected officials based on politically irrelevant, sentimental back-story to do?!