Aug 12, 2008

Jesus Already Fixed This Fucker


Did you know the Lord Jesus Christ fixed the planet 2,000 years ago? Turns out that's why we shouldn't worry about global warming, according to Congresswoman Michele Bachmann.

"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that," says Bachmann.

That's quite an ironic use of the term "fanaticism," Michele.

Michele's a Republican. Can you believe that?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe He can fix this election for Bachmann ... looks like that's what she needs now.

Anonymous said...

1But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.