Calling All Vaginas

The town of Mount Isa, Australia, has a bit of a lady problem. One lady for every 5 dudes. Now, I don't know if you've ever experienced quintuple penetration, but it's pretty much a huge bummer. Dudes in Mount Isa want women, and they don't care what kind of shape they are in.

John Moloney, the mayor of Mount Isa in northern Queensland, said 'ugly ducklings' could find happiness if they settled in the Queensland town - because men outnumber women five to one.

John is trying to say the men in that town would throw a hump on anything.

In an interview with his local newspaper, Moloney said: 'Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face.

'Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness.'

He's talking about fucking ladies! Get your ugly faces and awesome vaginas down to Australia!