Russian Judge Figures Out Sexual Harrassment

Finally, a voice of reason in the sexual harrassment debate. A 22-year-old woman in St. Petersberg, Russia, brought a case against her employer because she was locked out of the office after she refused to have sex with him. Thankfully, the judge was a genius.

The judge said he threw out the case not through lack of evidence but because the employer had acted gallantly rather than criminally.

"If we had no sexual harassment we would have no children," the judge ruled.

Bam. Case closed. I don't want to hear another word about this nonsense, ladies. Now, let's get back to "work."