Jul 31, 2008

Dude So Bad We Killed Him Twice

You have to be one mean motherfucker for the US military to kill you twice. Abu Khabab al-Masri is exactly that. I don't know how many times we are going to have to kill him, but you can expect our military to step up every single time he re-animates.

We killed him for the second time two days ago. The shit went down in Pakistan.
July 29, 2008
One of al Qaeda's top chemical and biological weapons experts was killed in an air strike by a CIA pilotless drone in a remote Pakistani border region, senior Pakistani intelligence officials told CBS News Tuesday morning.

Intelligence officials investigating the early Monday missile attack confirmed that Midhat Mursi al-Sayid Umar, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri was one of six men killed and his remains had been positively identified.

You'd think he would have been ready for it, since we already killed him in Pakistan once previously. What a dumbshit.
Jan. 18, 2006
ABC News has learned that Pakistani officials now believe that al Qaeda's master bomb maker and chemical weapons expert was one of the men killed in last week's U.S. missile attack in eastern Pakistan.

Midhat Mursi, 52, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri, was identified by Pakistani authorities as one of four known major al Qaeda leaders present at an apparent terror summit in the village of Damadola early last Friday morning.

That's right, bitch. You dead. Again. Oh, and get a new headshot. This one makes you look like a freak.

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