Robert Novak Can't Wait For Death Race

Apparently, horrible man and political columnist Robert Novak can't wait for the terrible, toothless remake of Death Race to come out - he's running fuckers over now.

Syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak was cited by police after he hit a pedestrian with his black Corvette in downtown Washington, D.C., Wednesday morning.

The pedestrian, a 66-year-old male, was hospitalized at George Washington University Hospital with minor injuries according to DC Fire and EMS. Novak was later released by police and drove away from the scene.

Robert always looks at the positive side of any situation. He's an optimist!

"He's not dead, that's the main thing."

Yes, that is the main thing. Not that he possibly can't walk or maybe has a ruptured spleen, just that dude is still alive. Maybe like Terry Schiavo was alive, right?

Apparently, Bob didn't want to stop after running dude over.

David Bono, a partner at Harkins Cunningham, was on his usual bike commute to work when he saw the accident happen.

Bono said a "black Corvette convertible with top closed plowed into the guy. The guy is sort of splayed onto the windshield.”

Bono said the pedestrian, who was crossing the street on a "Walk" signal and was in the crosswalk, rolled off the windshield and then Novak made a right into the service lane of K Street. “The car is speeding away. What’s going through my mind is, you just can’t hit a pedestrian and drive away,” Bono said.

Bono went and pulled his bike in front of Novak, who tried to get away. Finally he gave up. Now Novak says he never saw the guy who ROLLED OF HIS FUCKING WINDSHIELD.

UPDATE: Turns out when you hit a 66 year old man with your car - it does bad things.

The victim, a 66-year-old man, appeared somewhat incoherent, said the source who had seen the victim. The man appeared to have casts on his neck and back. The victim was X-rayed and a surgical team plans to evaluate him, the source said.