Jul 15, 2008

McCain Told A Rape Joke

22 years ago. Which is...a lot of years. It's about 1/10 the amount of time he has been alive, or something.
Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’

The 80s were a different time. Rape jokes were totally fashionable. Right? No? This won't cost McCain votes because any woman planning to vote for McCain already hates herself.

Oh, and I'm not sure what the funny part of the joke is. If someone wants to explain it, that would be great.

1 comment:

Denis Faye said...

Duh. It's funny because the doctor is a Pollock.

It's totally obvious.