Bestest Mugshot Ever

Holy shit, I can die now. Daniel Everett, from Michigan, was arrested after he had a "graphic sexual conversation" with a 14-year-old girl. He asked the girl to meet him for a little analcourse, or something. Too bad for him the "girl" was an undercover agent working for the Attorney General's office.

But that's not the good part.

Everett was arrested Tuesday afternoon in Novi where he and the teen were to meet. He was wearing a T-shirt with the words, "Worlds Greatest Dad" on the front, when he was taken into custody.

I'm guessing the World's Greatest Dad board is going to revoke that shirt. A Federal Bikini Inspector shirt is probably more Danny's speed.