Jul 29, 2008

Earthquake Stories!

I was watering my garden and admiring a new cucumber. The quake hit. I looked around. A guy in a nearby building yelled, "Everyone get out of the building!" I looked around more.

Then it stopped. I had continued to water throughout the earthquake, because I have fucking nerves of steel.

Now, that's an earthquake story.

1 comment:

Denis Faye said...

Dude, that's a good looking cucumber. My cucumbers never look that good. How do you pull it off?