Jul 16, 2008

Denver Homeless Living Large (August 25-28 only)

The time to be homeless in Denver is clearly during the Democratic National Convention. The city of Denver has decided the way to handle the homeless is with some kick-ass entertainment!
Hundreds of Denver's homeless could be cooling their heels in a movie theater or museum while the Democratic National Convention is in town next month.

The Colorado Coalition for the Homeless plans to get 500 movie tickets as well as passes to the Denver Zoo, Denver Museum of Nature and Science and other cultural facilities for the people it helps.

As long as you don't mind the smell of urine soaked feet with your popcorn, it's an awesome idea for everyone! And they are getting transpo!
Bus tickets will be provided for events beyond walking distance, said John Parvensky, the non-profit's president.

Wow, I want to be homeless! Besides a few drawbacks, such as fighting off rats for bread and wearing the same pants for 2 years, it seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Dear homeless, Traitor comes out on August 27th. I know you guys love conspiracies!

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