Jul 17, 2008

China Bans Loudmouth Elf

Poor Bjork. She won't be allowed to enjoy the many delightful dog entrees in China. Today the Chinese government announced that entertainers who have attended events that "threaten national sovereignty" can no longer enjoy the horrible pollution of the Yangtze. They are now banned.

First on the list: Bjork. She talked smack during a concert in Shanghai recently.
The announcement comes after Bjork shouted "Tibet, Tibet" at a Shanghai concert in March.
Bad elf!
"Any artistic group or individual who have ever engaged in activities which threaten our national sovereignty will not be allowed in," the ministry said in a statement on its website.

The ban was extended to entertainers who "threaten national unity", "advocate obscenity or feudalism and superstition" or who "violate religious policy or cultural norms."

Fuck. They can't even advocate superstition? Booooooo.


Denis Faye said...

Yeah, but she's a totally elf in that photo. Mmmmm... elf sex. Ya know, I hear that those elven chicks, their vaginas, you know, they kind of slant sideways.

Denis Faye said...

In response to your next comment, "Racist against who, exactly? Elves?"