Ok, this dude wins.
Masked professional wrestler The Great Sasuke has won the Iwate Prefectural Assembly seat he was seeking, snaring more votes than any other candidate.
The Great Sasuke announced that he would continue to wear his mask during prefectural assembly meetings to prevent revealing his true identity.
Yes. Please. More.
"I want to do my best to combat medical problems and eradicate child abuse," The Great Sasuke, who was endorsed by the Liberal Party, said from a makeshift wrestling ring set up in his campaign headquarters.
What else would he have in his campaign headquarters? And good luck eradicating child abuse. I don't see how you can't.
Eventually Japan will be attacked by a monster and this dude should have risen to president by then.