The nice thing about the internet is when a lunatic is arrested, you can search and find some wonderful shit.
Here's some great info on how to survive the Apocalypse from Joshua Clough, 28, lunatic. He was arrested today in Michigan with his militia pals because they were going to kill a cop and start a civil war.
In the video, he even tossed in some machine gun, helicopter and jet fighter sound effects. It's the kind of shit I did when I was 9, playing up in the hill behind my house. But he's 28.