Who hasn't thought about it? I do. Every time I walk by a fucking steak. Or pork chops.
Police arrested a Canton man accused of walking into a local Wal-Mart store early Friday morning and urinating on the counter containing steaks.
Jail records said he entered the store, walked to the steak counter and began urinating on the food, causing more than $600 in damage to the meat and surrounding counters.
Someone had to do it. It's called justice.
And there's no way WalMart tossed that meat out.