Jan 12, 2010

Obama Makes Secret Box To Hide Things From Chuck Norris

Obama has apparently been up to some nefarious activities. Like, SS Trooper shit. And Chuck Norris is blowing it open. WITH HIS WORDS.

Beck was rightly puzzled regarding the exact purpose of President Obama's Dec. 16 signing of an executive order "designating Interpol as a public international organization entitled to enjoy certain privileges, exemptions and immunities."

Beck spoke for a host of other government watchdogs when he asked on the air, "We've been asking ever since it was signed: why? Who can tell me what special interest group asked for this? If it were about terror, why not tell us that when he signed it? This Congress attacks our CIA and FBI, but Interpol gets immunity? Why? It makes no sense."

Glenn, I agree. It makes absolutely no sense, if Obama signed the executive order for no other reason but to arbitrarily broaden Interpol's legal exemptions. But I think I've recently seen behind the veil on the White House's covert mission and mystery with Interpol.

Maybe he's going to use Interpol as his secret police force when he takes over the country. I can think of no better organizaiton that a collective legal body made up of many people from many different countries.

While many in the conservative world have accused Obama of extending Interpol's legal exemptions for the purpose of empowering a global police force, I believe there's a much closer goal and strategic reason he gave this presidential edict. And it dawned on me when I read the seven words of Rachel Billington, an Interpol spokeswoman, who explained to the New York Times, the applicable location of the president's executive order: "It's only for the New York office."

"Only for the New York office"? Mmmmm.

Oh, shit. Motherfucking New York City. Brown people be up in that bitch.

If international terrorist criminal records are somehow even merely allowed to "pass through" or "temporarily be housed in" New York's Interpol storage bin, they will be as safe as the gold at Fort Knox. Al Capone's vault had nothing on Interpol's new repository!

Bam! He's opening up a closed vault for FILES. Of terrorist stuff!

I have no doubt that Interpol will become Obama's secret vault for terrorists' criminal records and evidence – and whatever else he and his Cabinet want to place in there.

Like Muslim recipes and shit.

This is just the beginning of what Washington can and will do with this executive order that Obama signed. And it's just one more example of the way your federal government has got the backs of those who are attacking our country, abandoning our Constitution and dissolving America's sovereignty.

There has never been a greater case made than the one Chuck just spelled out to you. Obama is keeping files for terrorists in his secret file hole, so he can help terrorists.

In the end, there appears to be one true advantage for the president's executive order to exempt Interpol from search and seizure: There will always be a safe and tamper-proof place where Obama can store his original, long-form birth certificate.

Wow. My blood just went ice cold. It's like a vampire just crawled up behind me. Scary, scary shit. We will never know where that son of a bitch was born now.

1 comment:

André said...

wow,chuck norris is able to relate to glen beck and not feel the shame burning his skin