What's The Point of Flying if I Can't Bring My Gravy?

The TSA released a list of brings and bring nots for the holidays. Here are the nots.

* Creamy dips and spreads (cheeses, peanut butter, etc.)
* Gift baskets with food items (salsa, jams and salad dressings)
* Gravy
* Jams
* Jellies
* Maple syrup
* Oils and vinegars
* Salad dressing
* Salsa
* Sauces
* Soups
* Wine, liquor and beer

That's bullshit. I always bring my own vinegar to my sister's house for Thanksgiving. Her vinegar is terrible.

And don't even get me started on my special creamy dip.

FUCK.