Nov 17, 2009

Sarah Palin Eats People

Apparently, Sarah Palin is an eater of human flesh.

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

Good point, now pass that bowl of grandma.

6 comments:

Jason said...

Here is yet another Internet comment about how dumb this horrible lady is. USA!

Hala said...

Thanks, lady, for the preemptive sermon. I never tell people why I'm a vegetarian unless they ask. It's just rude. I'd expect the same consideration from a "carnivore." (And I wouldn't be surprised if she meant that literally...)

Dave Anthony said...

Yes, Jason. If she keeps saying stupid shit, we'll keep making fun of her.

Welcome to life.

André said...

it's like she has alzheimer

jason said...

will bush gone i thought there would be a vacuum. who could possibly take his place as the but of all our jokes? thank god for the palins, becks, hannitys, limbaughs, and teabaggers. way to step up guys. and keep up the good work dave.

Astolphe said...

For some reason whenever I see or hear about Palin the punchline to an old joke pops into my head...

'Is it a moose cock?'