Nov 23, 2009

Bestest Wordsmith Nominee

Senator Chris Buttars (R) of Utah may be the greatest speaker of our time. When he talks, everyone quiets down and listens, spellbound, to one of the great masters of the English language. Just last week, Buttars was speaking against allowing same-sex couples to adopt children...

BUTTARS: I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time. Certainly not in my kid’s face.

Totally. Don't shove it down his throat and don't rub it all over his kid's face and everything will be cool. Also, don't jam your gay beliefs up his anus. And please don't shoot your gay all over his back.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah this shit makes me sad to be a Utahn...

Hala said...

"The gays" were in his house 2 weeks ago?

...All of them?

jason said...

reminds me of tobias from arrested developement.