Sep 22, 2009

Bestest World Leader Of All Time

Boris Motherfucking Yeltsin
Yeltsin was visiting Washington in 1995 when, late at night, Secret Service agents found the Russian president stripped to his underwear and trying to hail a cab on Pennsylvania Avenue. He wanted a pizza, he slurred.
When Boris want pizza, nothing can stop him - not even pants.

2 comments:

Astolphe said...

Why do I have a feeling that this is going to happen to me in the near future?

Dave Anthony said...

One can only hope