Keith R. Griffin was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detective found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release issued Thursday.Well, there you go. If it's on your home computer, you're pretty fucked. At that point, you've got to throw your hands up and accept your fate.
Or do you?
Martin County Sheriff’s detectives didn’t buy a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claim that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.Good point. I forgot that cats love unhairy balls. They love unhairy balls 10,000 times.
Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded, the release states.The cat would also tickle his balls until he came. Go figure.