Very, Very Poor Shopper

This just isn't going to get you that deal.

Miami-Dade Fire Rescue says a woman set herself on fire inside a Miami mall.

Fire Rescue spokesman Arnold Piedrahita says the 43-year-old woman doused herself with flammable liquid Thursday and set herself on fire inside a store at the Mall of the Americas. The woman then walked around the mall while she was on fire. She suffered third-degree burns to over 75 percent of her body.

I always say barter first, then look around for a better price, then set yourself on fire.