Soon We Will Be Hitting Old People With Hammers

Republican lawmakers are actually going along with the dumbest lies of all time. This is Representative John Mica of Florida. He is a double idiot because he is a Republican from Florida.

“They create a whole new category,” Mica, a Winter Park Republican, said on WDBO. "There are death counselors. There is authorization for reimbursement for those counselors for Medicare. You have a whole new cottage industry.

Also, hospice is EVIL. If someone is dying, no one should tell them. They should not be allowed to speak of it. As a matter of fact, they shouldn't even be dying. It's irresponsible.

Senator Chuck Grassley knows what I'm talking about.

“In the House bill, there is counseling for end of life,” Grassley said. “You have every right to fear. You shouldn’t have counseling at the end of life, you should have done that 20 years before. Should not have a government run plan to decide when to pull the plug on grandma.”

Thank you, only guy in America making sense (except for the previous guy). People are stupid for not planning a DNR when they are around 27. Get your shit done, people. You're going to die and when you are dying, you should have all your shit together. Anyone who doesn't is stupid. Also, we are going to kill you anyway.