Aug 3, 2009

Massive Tool Update

Watching the right wing desperately grasp at things to be mad at Obama about is hilarious. They can't quite wrap their heads around the fact that he is not a liberal, but a right-centrist, so they have to attack him on things like - not holding an old dude's hand. Seriously.

American Thinker, a shockingly ironically named blog, broke down what the media IGNORED after the beer summit.
I am stunned that the official White House Blog published this picture and that it is in the public domain. The body language is most revealing.
STUNNED. HE IS FUCKING STUNNED. What is it? Is Obama raping Gates? Is his cock out as he wanders around the White House lawn? No, BECAUSE IT'S WORSE.


Wow. How in the hell is this man president? And the fact that the White House put this up on their blog is stunning. It shows Obama to be such a jack-ass.
Sergeant Crowley, the sole class act in this trio, helps the handicapped Professor Gates down the stairs, while Barack Obama, heedless of the infirmities of his friend and fellow victim of self-defined racial profiling, strides ahead on his own. So who is compassionate? And who is so self-involved and arrogant that he is oblivious?
Right? Or, it's a carefully constructed photo op that was created to give the impression these two men are getting along well after talking everything over. Only, if you're a right wing idiot, it's the worst thing you've ever seen.
In my own dealings with the wealthy and powerful, I have always found that the way to quickly capture the moral essence of a person is to watch how they treat those who are less powerful. Do they understand that the others are also human beings with feelings? Especially when they think nobody is looking.
Um. There's a photo session happening. That means people are watching and it's going to go out to the world. You do know that cameras don't just operate on their own, right?

Were the right wing idiots done? Oh, good God no. They then had to post an awesome photo of Bush with an old man.




OH SNAP, liburals! You been owned!

That's how Bush do. Here he is "doing" the leader of Germany.



Too bad Senator Bryd doesn't have a vagina.

2 comments:

Hala said...

We did this exercise in my German class, probably familiar to all foreign language students, where we took a list of sentences and made them all negative. For example, if we were given the sentence "It's hot today," we were to respond "It's not hot today."
This is exactly what the Republicans sound like on anything relating to Obama.

S. Ali said...

"They can't quite rap their heads around the fact that he is not a liberal..."

I believe you mean "wrap".