We Almost Just Died

Thank the sweet Lord federal prison officials are on top of their game, or we'd all be fucking dead right now.

The federal government's most secure prison has determined that two books written by President Barack Obama contain material "potentially detrimental to national security" and rejected an inmate's request to read them.

Ahmed Omar Abu Ali is serving a 30-year sentence at the federal supermax prison in Florence, Colo., for joining al-Qaida and plotting to assassinate then-President George W. Bush. Last year, Abu Ali requested two books written by Obama: "Dreams from My Father" and "The Audacity of Hope."

Could you imagine what would happen if a wanna be assasin got his hands on a book called, "The Audacity of Hope." He would become the greatest threat our country has ever seen.