Jul 3, 2009

Alabama Celebrates Sad Vagina Day

Vaginas are flying at half mast all over Alabama.

11th Circuit Nixes Sex Toys, Sex Rights

Americans do not have a fundamental right to sexual privacy, a 2-1 decision of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said on Wednesday.

The split panel upheld an Alabama law -- nearly identical to one in Georgia -- that made the sale of sex toys a crime punishable by up to a year in prison.

Use your fingers ladies. That's why God made them.

I look forward to the dildo raids that are surely to follow. Seriously, I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO THEM.


Zach said...

I agree, things do suck here in Alabama, but the article you're referring to comes from 2004. This is way old news for us down here in "Ala-fuckin-bama"

Dave Anthony said...

Oops. But, this blog does not believe in the restrictions of time.

elizabeth said...

Eat a Dick BITCh you don't fucking understand