Use your fingers ladies. That's why God made them.
11th Circuit Nixes Sex Toys, Sex Rights
Americans do not have a fundamental right to sexual privacy, a 2-1 decision of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said on Wednesday.
The split panel upheld an Alabama law -- nearly identical to one in Georgia -- that made the sale of sex toys a crime punishable by up to a year in prison.
I look forward to the dildo raids that are surely to follow. Seriously, I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO THEM.