The Northern California cloning firm BioArts International is holding a news conference today to announce that it has cloned a dog that helped searched for victims in the rubble of New York's World Trade Center after 9/11. A retired Canadian police officer, who now lives in Los Angeles, won a contest sponsored by BioArts explaining why his rescue dog, Trakr, should be cloned. He was presented with the five cloned puppies a few days ago.I can see the meeting.
Guy: Hey, let's clone dogs.And no, still creepy.
Guy: People are going to think it's weird and a bit creepy.
Guy: Let's clone a hero dog!
Guy: I didn't know there were hero dogs AND I love it!
I'm sorry that wasn't funny. I'm tired.