South Carolina Governor Can't Keep Kis Dick on This Continent

South Carolina has admitted to having an affair because he kind of left the state without telling the state for six days.

South Carolina's wandering governor, Mark Sanford, said today he had had an affair with an Argentine woman and that was why he disappeared without telling anyone that he went to South America. "The bottom line is this: I've been unfaithful to my wife," he said. "I've developed a relationship with a dear, dear friend from Argentina.

Nice work. I can't believe it didn't work when you ditched your security, jumped on an airplane and took off to another continent for 6 days. People usually don't notice when the head of a state vanishes.