People Free To Kill Bush In Ten Years

While Congress was throwing money around like a pedophile in Bangkok, they decided to save a little on the ex-president's budget.

However, Bush will be the first president not to benefit from one former lifetime benefit: Secret Service protection.

"He'll be the first one to receive it for 10 years," said Malcolm Wiley, Secret Service spokesman. Congress changed the law in the 1990s so that any president elected after Jan. 1, 1997, and his or her spouse will receive the federal protection for only 10 years.

Um. Good luck with that, George.