Grover Gets His Crybaby On

Grover Norquist is a shocking idiot. Hold on, there's more.

He has a great understanding of taxes and the effects they have on people.

NORQUIST: The other tax cut you could do is cutting the corporate rate. The U.S. corporate rate is 35 percent; the European rate is 25 percent. Obama is a more international guy, so we should be close to the European average. We’ll stop torturing people, we’ll stop torturing corporations, and that will make us more like Europe.

See? Torture is like taxes. Having your eyes pulled out with a spoon is the same as paying an extra 10% in taxes.

I guess we should tax terrorists instead of torturing them. Although, that might be too cruel.