Jan 23, 2009

Blago Opens His Stupid Hole

Kick-ass Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has finally figured out what his arrest reminds him of. Pearl Harbor.
"December 9 to my family, to us, to me, is what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United States," Blago told the Associated Press. "It was a complete surprise, completely unexpected. And just like the United States prevailed in that, we'll prevail in this."
Dude, now I get it. Thanks for making me understand what's going on with you. I just went through a personal Battle of Little Bighorn. I forgot about an audition and my agent was upset, which is very much like the death of Custer and his troops.


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