Obama Speechwriter Grabs Clinton's Sweet Cardboard Titty

Uh oh. Obama's speechwriter, 27-year-old Jon Favreau, had a party. And there was a cardboard Clinton there. You can see where this is going.

For approximately two hours on Dec. 4, a photo of him groping a cardboard cut-out of Sen. Hillary Clinton -- Obama's chief rival for the Democratic nomination and his pick for secretary of state -- as another Obama staffer holds a beer to her lips, sat on his facebook page.

But he didn't fuck it, right? So why all the hub bub?


Favreau apologized.

Clinton adviser Philippe Reines, in a less-than-subtle jab, told the Washington Post in an e-mail, "Senator Clinton is pleased to learn of Jon's obvious interest in the State Department, and is currently reviewing his application."

Ah ha ha ha ha! Weeeeeeee! Political wit! If we live in a world where men can't get drunk and fake grab cardboard tits, we are no better than the animals in the zoo.