It's Official: God Really Hates Sarah Palin

Wow, how much does God hate Palin and her crazy church?

Lots.

Alaska Gov., her husband and up to 1,000 fellow parishoners will worship in a local school this morning after a suspicious fire virtually destroyed the early Saturday.

The Reverend Larry Kroon said some parishoners we in the church on Nicola Avenue at the time the fire was noticed but no one was injured. Firefighters battled for about eight hours in minus-20 degree temperatures to completely extinguish the blaze that began at the front door.

The baby Jesus burned that shit down. Case closed.