Dec 7, 2008

I Offer Myself Sexually To Barack Obama


And I'm a straight dude. But he said this yesterday.

It would cover a range of programs to expand broadband Internet access, to make government buildings more energy efficient, to improve information technology at hospitals and doctors’ offices, and to upgrade computers in schools.

“It is unacceptable that the United States ranks 15th in the world in broadband adoption,” Mr. Obama said. “Here, in the country that invented the Internet, every child should have the chance to get online.”

Sweet Jesus. I am now gay for Obama. I want to rub tummies with him.

2 comments:

Stipey Sullivan said...

Fie & pershaw!

I give you Sir Tim Berners-Lee.

He invented the World Wide Internet in a shed in Poole.

Interestingly, his parents helped to build the first ever computer in Manchester (Lancashire not Alabama).

So put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Obama.

TheGigaShadow said...

Obama said "Internet" not "World Wide Web". They are not the same thing. Bereners-Lee is credited with creating the World Wide Web, not the Internet as a whole.The Internet began it's life in the U.S. Obama is correct.