Dec 2, 2008

How About Cititards?

I think we should give as much money to Citibank as they want - but they have to change their name to Cititard. The New York Mets are saying their new stadium will remain Citi Field, even though it's going to cost $400 million over 20 years. And the reasoning is awesome.
Mets chief operating officer Jeff Wilpon said Tuesday. "It's not really Citi's fault that they're in this problem. They're a lot of other banks in the same situation.
Yes. It is not at all their fault. You know whose fault it is? The lemurs of Mozambique. Fucking asshole lemurs.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Dave Anthony said...
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Dave Anthony said...

Thanks. Got it.