Good news for gentlemen who enjoy lesbian porn. Someone wrote a
gay bible. And by "wrote," I mean he wrote the shit out of it.
A gay version of the Bible, in which God says it is better to be gay than straight, is to be published by an American film producer.
Yeah, yeah, get to it.
New Mexico-based Revision Studios will publish The Princess Diana Bible – so named because of Diana's "many good works", it says – online at princessdianabible.com in spring 2009. A preview of Genesis is already available, in which instead of creating Adam and Eve, God creates Aida and Eve.
Oh, fuck yeah. That's it.
"And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Aida, and she slept: and he took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from woman, made he another woman, and brought her unto the first. And Aida said, 'This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of me. Therefore shall a woman leave her mother, and shall cleave unto her wife: and they shall be one flesh.' And they were both naked, the woman and her wife, and were not ashamed."
Oh, there it is. Although, I'm a bit disturbed by the ladies not being ashamed of their bodies. That's pretty unAmerican.
The film studio said it would also adapt and direct the revised Bible as a two-part mini-series, The Gay Old Testament and The Gay New Testament, once it is completed.
Some non gay people are upset.
The move has already provoked upset among Christians, with the blogger Douglas Howe at the Idol Chatter site describing it as "inspired by a political agenda and one person's desire to contort not only the text but the very context of it to suit his own perspective".
Can you imagine one guy trying to contort things to suit his own perspective? What up, Jesus?
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