Dynamite Found In French Store

Some clowns put Dynamite in a popular French department store.

French police found dynamite in a renowned Paris department store today, a bomb scare during the holiday shopping season that was accompanied by an unknown group's demand for the withdrawal of French troops from Afghanistan.

Here's a pic:


Consider me unimpressed. If you want to force people to do something, I'd use one of the Jimmy Walker covers.

Yes, I'm an idiot.