Dec 22, 2008

Dude Has An Asshole Party With Words

Matt Barbor writes for the WorldNetDaily, which is a vast collection of people no smarter than monkeys slamming their hands onto keyboards. He also used to the the "director of cultural affairs" for Jerry Falwel, so he is pretty rad. Today, he wrote a piece about the "ancient Canaanite practice of Baal worship" and explained how it relates to liberals.

Ritualistic Baal worship, in sum, looked a little like this: Adults would gather around the altar of Baal. Infants would then be burned alive as a sacrificial offering to the deity. Amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh, congregants -- men and women alike -- would engage in bisexual orgies. The ritual of convenience was intended to produce economic prosperity by prompting Baal to bring rain for the fertility of "mother earth."

The natural consequences of such behavior -- pregnancy and childbirth -- and the associated financial burdens of "unplanned parenthood" were easily offset. One could either choose to engage in homosexual conduct or -- with child sacrifice available on demand -- could simply take part in another fertility ceremony to "terminate" the unwanted child.

Modern liberalism deviates little from its ancient predecessor.
I'd continue with this, but I have to kill my baby, then fuck a lady and a dude, so I can get some rain up in this bitch.

Holy shit are these people stupid.


VivaHST said...

He's right. His god is so much better. I really love the part in the end of the book of Hosea where God orders his followers to cut open the stomachs of pregnant women because they were worshiping idols. But a woman choosing to have an abortion is wrong and baby Jesus cries.

Bob Coffins said...

I vaguely remember some dudes out in northern San Francisco doing some simillar shit that started I think about 120 years ago...Who wear those guys again? Oh yea I remember now the attendees of Bohemian Grove. Makes me wonder if Cheney and Bush ever got in some of the ceremonial lynching to take out some of that homosexual frustration?