Dude Has An Asshole Party With Words

Matt Barbor writes for the WorldNetDaily, which is a vast collection of people no smarter than monkeys slamming their hands onto keyboards. He also used to the the "director of cultural affairs" for Jerry Falwel, so he is pretty rad. Today, he wrote a piece about the "ancient Canaanite practice of Baal worship" and explained how it relates to liberals.

Ritualistic Baal worship, in sum, looked a little like this: Adults would gather around the altar of Baal. Infants would then be burned alive as a sacrificial offering to the deity. Amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh, congregants -- men and women alike -- would engage in bisexual orgies. The ritual of convenience was intended to produce economic prosperity by prompting Baal to bring rain for the fertility of "mother earth."

The natural consequences of such behavior -- pregnancy and childbirth -- and the associated financial burdens of "unplanned parenthood" were easily offset. One could either choose to engage in homosexual conduct or -- with child sacrifice available on demand -- could simply take part in another fertility ceremony to "terminate" the unwanted child.

Modern liberalism deviates little from its ancient predecessor.

I'd continue with this, but I have to kill my baby, then fuck a lady and a dude, so I can get some rain up in this bitch.

Holy shit are these people stupid.