Dec 23, 2008

Creepy Right Wing Guy Breaks Open A New Bag of Creepy

Dennis Prager is a fantastically awful human being. Today, he penned an article about how women should give up their vaginas to their men, whenever the man wants it. Man want fuck. Fuck now.
It is an axiom of contemporary marital life that if a wife is not in the mood, she need not have sex with her husband. Here are some arguments why a woman who loves her husband might want to rethink this axiom.
Oh, yeah. There is no greater turn on than a reluctant woman. Oh, the sweet smell of unenthusiastic sex.
First, women need to recognize how a man understands a wifes [sic] refusal to have sex with him: A husband knows that his wife loves him first and foremost by her willingness to give her body to him.
Hey, I just barfed in my barf!
Every man who is sexually faithful to his wife already engages in daily heroic self-control. He has married knowing he will have to deny his sexual natures desire for variety for the rest of his life.
Unlike the woman, who yearns for her fat, saggy man each and every day.
To ask that he also regularly deny himself sex with the one woman in the world with whom he is permitted sex is asking far too much. Deny him enough times and he may try to fill this need with another woman.
Well, there you go. Dennis is not getting any at home and has decided to project his shit onto the world. He really takes the discussion of sex and marriage to knew levels: Give it up or we'll fuck someone else - probably a dude.

What insane woman wouldn't want this inside her?


Now shut up, and take it.

1 comment:

VivaHST said...

His romantic prose doth sweep me off my feet.