America: Worst Guests Ever

According to White House Spokeslady Dana Perino, we are just guests in Iraq.

QUESTION: Why not worry about it? Does it reflect the feelings of the people?

PERINO: I don’t think that you can take one guy throwing his shoe as representative of the people of Iraq.

And I will tell you that Prime Minister Maliki and the journalists who were there in the room, who apologized on behalf of the Iraqis, saying this is not how they would treat a guest. […]

QUESTION: But he wasn’t a guest. We’re occupiers.

PERINO: No, we’re not. We are absolutely a guest.

We are seriously the worst guests in the world. Who goes over to someone's place and causes a million deaths? I mean, besides by DAD. COME ON! HOOOOOOOOO!