Kentucky Puts The Bat in Bat Shit Crazy

Kentucky is obviously full of religious lunatics. But how insane are they? Well, check out who is going to protect them from terrorist attacks.

Under state law, God is Kentucky's first line of defense against terrorism.

The 2006 law organizing the state Office of Homeland Security lists its initial duty as "stressing the dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the Commonwealth."

Specifically, Homeland Security is ordered to publicize God's benevolent protection in its reports, and it must post a plaque at the entrance to the state Emergency Operations Center with an 88-word statement that begins, "The safety and security of the Commonwealth cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty God."

Hopefully God is sitting down with the FBI and the CIA to share information. I know there has been a problem in the past with different agencies passing information.

I actually never wanted Kentucky to be attacked by terrorists until today.