Nov 18, 2008

Grandpa Felon Loses Again


Good year for ex-Senator Ted Stevens. First he is convicted on seven counts of being a douchebag, then he loses his Senate seat.

Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens has lost his bid for a seventh term.

The longest-serving Republican in the history of the Senate trailed Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich by 3,724 votes after Tuesday’s count.

That’s an insurmountable lead with only about 2,500 overseas ballots left to be counted.

A Monster has been Stopped. This is a glorious day at Stop All Monsters. Now we will crack a beer.

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