Going Deep Inside The Mind Of Joe The Plumber

If you are like me, when you hear Joe the Plumber speak, you think, "Man, I wish this was written down somewhere." Our dream is about to come true. Joe the Plumber has a book deal!

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher the presidential campaign fixture and John McCain advocate better known as Joe the Plumber, won’t have to open his own plumbing business just yet: he has signed a deal to write “Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream.”

Joe will cover such topics as...

How to work as an unlicensed plumber.
How to not understand tax brackets.
How to not pay taxes.
How to lie to presidents on the street.
How to make ridiculous claims about presidents and Israel
And how to capitalize on a ridiculous, child-like nickname.

And we don't have to wait long!

Mr. Wurzelbacher’s ideas about American values, and is scheduled for release on Dec. 1.

Like most great books, it will be written in a few hours.

In an interview with Fox News Mr. Wurzelbacher said he could have signed a deal with a larger publisher. “But they don’t need the help,” Mr. Wurzelbacher said. “They are already rich. So that’s spreading the wealth to me.”

That's a great story! Put it in the book!