Breaking News: White House Still Full Of Douchebags

While Congress is coming up with a plan to bail out Detroit automakers, the Bush White House is saying they are not interested. Please don't pay attention to the 700 billion Congress just gave the Treasury Secretary for Wall Street.

The White House Monday came out swinging against a Democratic plan to aid America's ailing auto industry, as the Senate prepared to debate a $25 billion package.

"We believe that this assistance should come from the program created by Congress that was specifically designed to assist the automakers -- from the $25 billion Department of Energy loan program," said White House spokeswoman Dana Perino in a lengthy statement.

Oh, right. Take it out of the funds that were set aside to create more energy efficient cars, not the 700 billion set aside for rich idiots. Right now I'm thinking of a young woman covered in black oil on James Bonds bed. Don't know why, that's just what I'm thinking.