Alan Keyes Files Lawsuit Against Myth

Alan Keyes has filed a suit in California to try to stop Obama from becoming president. You read that correctly. The guy Obama kicked the living shit out of in the Illinois Senate race a couple of years ago wants the state of California to hold off certifying Obama until he can prove he is a citizen of the United States.

Presidential candidate Alan Keyes.....have filed suit in California Superior Court in Sacramento seeking to bar Secretary of State Debra Bowen from certifying to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger the names of Electors, and from transmitting to each presidential Elector a Certificate of Election, until documentary proof is produced and verified showing that Senator Obama is a “natural born” citizen of the United States, and does not hold citizenship of Indonesia, Kenya or Great Britain.

Also, Keyes will file suit in Washington seeking to halt state certification until Obama can prove he is not a centaur. And he's going to sue unicorns, for being unicornish. Also, there are rumors that he is going to run for Vice President of the Shire.