Oh, I know! Because that's how traffic fucking works. Turns out traffic can move fast in one direction and slow in the other, because they are, basically, different roads. Welcome to the world of motorized coaches, grandpa.
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)
Oh, and he wasn't done. The 911 operator called Joe back to explain traffic complaints are not what 911 is for. Joe didn't answer, so the operator left a message. Joe called back.
Appears to be Joe McCain: Somebody gave me this riot act about the violation of police.
Operator: Did you just call 911 in reference to this?
Appears to be Joe McCain: Yeah.
Operator: 911 is to be used for emergencies only not just because you're sitting in traffic.
Good family, those McCain's.