Time To Quit Being Lazy

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino was asked today about whether or not the White House would extend unemployment benefits. She had an awesome answer.

Q So you assume that in states that have high unemployment that those people will be able to find jobs between October and --

MS. PERINO: I hope that everybody who wants to find a job is able to find a job. I can only imagine the anxiety for people who are looking for a job and can't find one. And it's hard to put myself in their shoes because I haven't been in that situation. But obviously states -- and there are many of them -- that have high unemployment rates have a lot of people who are suffering. But getting back to work would be the best way to help all of us, collectively, them individually, and then us as a country.

She then lit a cigar with a hundred dollar bill, put on her cape and kicked a street urchin on her way out. Seriously though, just go get some fucking jobs, you economy killing poor people.