McCain Should Lube His Anus

Mostly because this is going to be a brutal anal thrashing. Obama is pulling ahead in all the states some guy named Bush won.

Barack Obama now leads in four states won by President Bush in 2004 and is essentially tied with John McCain in two other Republican red states, according to new AP-GfK battleground polling...

The polling shows Obama holding solid leads in Ohio (7 percentage points), Nevada (12 points), Colorado (9) and Virginia (7), all red states won by Bush that collectively offer 47 electoral votes....

Aw. Maybe if you appeared older or crankier, Johnny.

It's going to be ugly.

The newest polls in the big three swing states paint a very clear picture: Obama seems to be pulling away in Ohio, and to a lesser extent in Florida, while his big lead in Pennsylvania is holding steady.

So, he'll be losing Ohio, Florida, Pennslyvania, Colorado, Virginia and Nevada. Should be a good night.