Oct 22, 2008

God's Going To Take Care Of This Shit

The Female George Bush has laid out the campaign's plan for the final push.

In an interview posted online Wednesday, Sarah Palin told Dr. James Dobson of “Focus on the Family” that she is confident God will do “the right thing for America” on Nov. 4.

Um, yeah. He is. Have you not seen the polls?

She also thanked her supporters — including Dobson, who said he and his wife were asking “for God’s intervention” on election day — for their prayers of support.

“It is that intercession that is so needed,” she said. “And so greatly appreciated. And I can feel it too, Dr. Dobson. I can feel the power of prayer, and that strength that is provided through our prayer warriors across this nation. And I so appreciate it.”

I like to go after one of your prayer warriors with a sword and see how he handles it. I mean, if he is a "warrior," I'm sure he'd put up quite a fight, right? Or maybe I would just cut his moronic head off.

Jesus, how bad would Red Dawn have been if it was about prayer warriors?

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