Female George Bush Won't Let Us Know Why She Is Horrible

The Female George Bush has decided not to release her health records.

Nothing is known publicly about Ms. Palin’s medical history, aside from the much-discussed circumstances surrounding the birth of her fifth child last April. Ms. Palin has said that her water broke while she was at a conference in Dallas and that she flew to Anchorage, where she gave birth to her son Trig hours after landing.

Last week Maria Comella, a spokeswoman for Ms. Palin, said the governor declined to be interviewed or provide any health records.

I wonder if that has anything to do with a 12 hour flight from Dallas to Wasila after her water broke. You know, the one where she failed to inform the flight crew that she was about to have a baby because they would have told her to get off the plane. The one where she flew at great danger to the baby - who just happened to have Downs Syndrome. Not saying she wanted the baby to die or anything, but that's what most women who have been pregnent say when I tell them the story.

The Female George Bush doesn't want people to know how much of a creep she is.